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【ZT】愚人节英语笑话

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    1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
    答:Because they have just had a long  March.
        ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
    
    2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
    答:When  it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
    
    3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
    答:When their masters go to the  flea market.
           (主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
    
    4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?
        (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
    答:Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
    
    5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
    答:Weeping  willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
    
    6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
    答:When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
    
    7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
    答:He's  making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
    
    8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
    答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.
             微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
    
    9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?
        什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
    答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
    
    10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
    答:In the  darkness. 在黑暗中
 

TAG: 愚人节笑话

原子荧光 引用 删除 F20090330   /   2009-04-27 11:46:41
thank you .
实验技术 引用 删除 实验技术   /   2009-04-02 09:02:00
博主是个挺风趣的人,不知博主还有什么搞笑的要跟大家分享啊!
flyingwings 引用 删除 flyingwings   /   2009-04-02 08:48:54
博主您很有幽莫感,确实挺搞笑的。
amelican_beauty 引用 删除 amelican_beauty   /   2009-04-01 20:33:16
挺不错的英语笑话,谢楼主您的分享。
chongwenmen 引用 删除 chongwenmen   /   2009-04-01 20:27:42
谢谢博主的分享,很有意思的笑话。
MNOD 引用 删除 MNOD   /   2009-04-01 20:00:33
very fun!
thanks!
 

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